Monday, August 08, 2005

AUGUST CATCH-UP TIPS PT. 1

DUMB UNIT/JEREMY P. CAULFIELD/WRECKROOM
DONT ALLOW THE AGREEABLE RIPPLES TO FOOL YOU. CANADIAN GUY CAULFIELD PLAYS FATAL MATCH OF VIDEO TABLE TENNIS AND WINS AGAIN. FINISH HIM! BREAK OUT THE COLEMAN AND TAKE OFF!

FLORA UND FAUNA/HUNDARNA FRAN SODER/NEMO
SENSORY JACKALS HUNDARNA MASSAGE FRAYED CRANIAL NERVES WITH THIS. NOT A DIRECT LIFT FROM DETTINGERS SMASHERFOLG BLOND 12" BUT RATHER CLOSE. GOOD WARMING UP.

GET PHYSICAL/CHELONIS R. JONES/VULTURES
CHELONIS WITH HARUM SCARUM ROCKWELL AND SEXUELLES HARASSMENT STYLE PARANOID MINIMALISM. QUIET BUT A LITTLE DISTURBING AS WELL. DONT FORGET TO WEAR YOUR HELMET.

SPECTRAL SOUND/HIEROGLYPHIC BEING/JE SUIS MUSIQUE
OSUNLADE INTERFACES WITH A TECHNO ANIMAL AND COMES OUT SOUNDING JUST LIKE JAMAL MOSS! THE NOSE CONE OF THIS AFRICAN WARHEAD WILL BEHEAD JOE CLAUSSELL.

3RD FLOOR/TRENTEMOELLER/KINK
MATHEW JONSON PERIL BOOGIE AND KIND OF CRO-ROBAG AFTER STARTING OFF WITH STEALTH HOVERING SLINGSHOT DRIVE. SOMETHING LIKE THIS GUYS 13TH STRAIGHT MONSTER TRACK.

KOMPAKT/SCARF/WOLFGANG VOIGT
YES ITS OUR MOST STYLISH TECHNO TCHOTCHKE AVAILABLE ONLY IN RED FOR NOW. CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE WOLFGANG ALIAS AND HE WILL SIGN IT FOR YOU FREE OF CHARGE. GLAD TIDINGS TO THE RUSTLING LEAVES OF AUTUMN.

2 Comments:

Blogger Andy said...

I can't think of anything beyond actual Jonson or Wruhme that resembles the Trentemøller track (at least not at this hour). Hemmann & Kaden's "Vaganza" on Freude Am Tanzen, maybe?

6:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's up with the ALL CAPS?

3:33 PM  

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